**What did you say?**

These are random quotes that drunk people have said at my house. Some may require an explanation . . . some don't.


“Oh guys! I sat on some gum.” -James 18Nov01

“Yeah, dude. My brother used to throw rocks at hookers.” -Huy 20Dec01

“Then I got up at 6am and drank all the beer. But then Good Day LA got blurry, so I went to bed.” -James 31Dec01

“You made me call my dad, piss drunk!” -Matt 01Jan02

“Dude, you’re gay. That was a male hooker.” -Mike 02Feb02

“Let’s go play invisible pedestrian.” -James 29Mar02

“I found God while taking a shit once. I was like, ‘Thank you, Jesus.’” -James 08Sep02

“Christian sex is the best.” -James 08Sep02

“Hey, between the three of us, it’s cheaper than a DUI.” -Matt 14Sep02

"Matt, sorry about talking your ear off, I was pretty drunk.” -Claudia
"Yeah, Mom. Me too.” -Matt 08Dec02

“Paul . . . who’s ‘junk mail’?”-Bonnie (referring to some random party goer) 28Dec02

“I told you not to wake him. Now he’s all pasty and bumpy.” -Matt 29Dec02

“Why you trying to smash my mellow?” -James 13Mar03

“I wanna heckle a priest.” -Dave 16Mar03

“I sit in my bed for an hour and watch TV to unwind . . . after I wake up.” -Matt 08Jun03

“Matt hates the phone like a fat kid hates cake.” -Andy 27Jun03

“How much did I spend on you, on your birthday?” -James
“I don’t know.” -Charlotte
“A hundred and fifty dollars!” -James
“Tell me what you want that’s $150 and I’ll spend it on you.” -Charlotte
“A HOOKER.” -James 30Jun03

“Marissa’s a fag.” -Matt 04Oct03

“I can’t wait to hit the 405 right now . . . after another beer.” -James 12Oct03

“I don’t care, she’s on the rag. She’s got a week to get over it.” -Sean 26Nov03

“I don’t know, all of a sudden Kohls just started poppin’ up like genital warts.” -Sean 14Dec03

“Sean you should have gone outside and test drove that one! -Summer 17Jan04

“Do you remember James?” -Dave
“Yeah.” -Nick
“Hey, man.” -James
“You lived in the dungeon, right?” -Nick 06Dec04