** Armageddon **

There's a lot that i don't want to talk about.

Hurricane: over-played.

"Injustices" done to victim of Hurricane: over-played.

Kanye West: over-played.

Bill Renquist and Bob Denver die: who the third? I'm gonna put $20 on these guys.

There's not a lot of stuff i do want to talk about today. I'm watching all the news, and how bad it's gotten there and it got me to thinking. How well is my city equipped to deal with a major disaster/terrorist incident? I first asked this question a little less than a month ago. Thank you crazy lady. There was a woman that jumped out of a limo around 5am on the freeway. The limo was still traveling about 70 mph! This effectively shut down the main artery through my county. I don't even have to get on the freeway to get to work, and only live about 4 miles away and it still took me an hour and a half to get to work. (It usually takes about 15 minutes)

We are not prepared.

This weekend i bought a shotgun. And for now on, every time i go to the grocery store, i'm going to get a 5-gallon jug of water. And a packet of twinkies. If Armageddon comes, you can stay at my place but you have to bring your own twinkies. If you bring chocodiles, i'll let you hold my gun. If you bring chocodiles and boobs, you don't have to sleep in the back yard.

** Movie Quotes **

Oops, i almost forgot. Here are the answers to last post's quiz.

1. Better Off Dead, Lane Meyer

2. Breakfast Club, John Bender

3. Animal House, Dean Vernon Wormer

4. Aliens, Pvt. Hudson

5. Real Genius, Chris Knight

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