** I Was Awoken in the Middle of the Night **

I woke up last night at like 4 in the morning, and had that wierd feeling like i was being watched. You know what i'm talking about?

I'd recently begun sleeping with my window open because it's been so nice out in the evenings, and the curtains were gently blowing off the sill from the breeze outside. Their dark red fabric cast an eerie glow in the room and i was starting to freak myself out.

(Remember; i'm still in a groggy half-asleep state.) I began to imagine that i just before i had woken up, i was returned to my bed by aliens that had spirited me away in the middle of the night. Performing tests on me, probing me, examining me. But then i farted and it was vile. I began to chuckle to myself, alone in my dark room. I had drank a lot last night and i was laughing that all the booze in my bloodstream and the deadly fumes coming out of me would have ruined any of the tests that they had performed. I laughed myself back to sleep.

When i woke up, i had a song stuck in my head.

Hopefully, now, it's stuck in yours.
(Thanks to Clarity for instructions on how to do this.)

** 5 Things **

I got hit by DK to do this:

10 years ago: I was going to school, taking Criminal Justice courses in the hopes of being a cop, and successfully persuading my girlfriend that I would not leave her now that I had turned 21 and was able to go to bars while she would have to stay home.

5 years ago: I was living in a pigsty bachelor pad, drowning sorrows of an all too recent break up with way too much booze. 1 year away from a valuable lesson in drinking and driving. But I started a new job and things were beginning to look up.

1 year ago: I’d successfully paid off ALL my unsecured debt, and was living with my cousin and brother in a little house in HB. Still at the same job, thinking of taking up surfing. Looking for a new girlfriend.

Yesterday: I made a pizza, drank the rest of the beer in the fridge and watch baseball. Also got word that there is a new position opening up that my manager’s manager called me into his office to ask if I was interested in said position. (I flipped him off and said, “No, I want YOUR job.”)(just kidding).

5 snacks I enjoy are: 1) string cheese. 2) Ho-ho’s 3) Oatmeal Crème Pies 4) Coke 5) Chex Mix

5 songs I know all the words to: 1) All the old Iron Maiden 2) Hey Nonny Nonny 3) Please Come to Boston 4) Diamonds and Rust 5) Throw Your Arms Around Me

5 things I would do with $100 million: 1) Buy a large boat 2) Fill it with Booze and Food 3) Put some 25-33 year old chicks on it 4) Sail to Australia 5) Stopping on deserted tropical isles to “frolick”

5 places I would run away to: 1) New Jersey (just kidding) 2) Germany 3) Maldives 4) San Diego 5) Candyland

5 things I would never wear: 1) Speedo 2) Nose Ring 3) Rolex 4) Fuck Me Boots 5) Tampon

5 favourite TV shows: 1) West Wing 2) X-Files 3) Lost 4) Firefly 5) Science Channel

5 biggest joys: 1) Boobs 2) Bourbon 3) Friends 4) Beach 5) Astronomy

5 favourite toys: 1) Boobs 2) Telescope 3) Jeep 4) Matchbox Cars 5) M.A.S.K.

5 people I tag to do this: Clarity, Kristin, Tanya, Pete, Trey

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