** 10 Things **

Ten Things i hated as a kid, but like now:

1. Tomatoes
2. Girls
3. Analog Watches
4. Sleeping In
5. Beer/Bourbon
6. 5 o'clock news
7. Church
8. Asparagus
9. My Brothers
10. Hot Babysitters

Ten Things i loved as a kid, but hate now:

1. Driving
2. Celebrities
3. MTV
4. Carrot Top
5. Pineapple on pizza
6. Snow/Rain/Cold
7. Cartoons
8. Crowds
9. Cream Cheese icing
10. Hippies

** You're Gay **

If you have a chihuahua, and it's name is Baby, and you buy it "outfits" to wear; You're gay. Just accept it. If your girlfriend has ever asked you, sincerely, if you are gay; You're gay.

What's amazing to me and my co-worker, is that her daughter is dating this guy. She's asked him the question . . . He has the feyg dog, named it Baby, and makes it wear "outfits." All signs are pointing to 'mo. I just laugh and type, she's worried about him becoming her son-in-law.

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