** Super-Zeros **

Dear Hollywood,

Enough with the super-hero movies. If i have to watch another preview about someone getting bit by a radioactive alligator, or getting zapped by gamma rays from some distant supernova, i'm going to develop a tic.

You guys are only encouraging more and more 30+ year old, single, dorks to forgo getting a real job and move out of their parents' basements. These people need inspirational movies about getting laid, finding girlfriends, and motivating them to grow up.

Encourage them to stop buying comic books, and DVD's of fictitious people with fantastic powers. In the real world, people have crappy jobs, have ugly children, live in small houses, and die. Make that sound more attractive. Or make more movies about boobs. Please stop making super-hero movies. We're tired.

Love, Rik.

P.S. It's as hot as a camel's sack in my office so i'm a little grumpy.

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