** WTF **

Out of the blue, by buddy sends me this text message:

Chris:
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Rik: Wow
Rik: I've never noticed how gay you were.
Chris: rofl
Rik: that's positively fagtastic
Chris: asshole, lets go for a cigarette.
Rik: ok

Isn't that a cute little bunny?

** Licensing **

I swear to God, people; we need to have a law in this country where one has to get a license to have children. I was listening to a popular radio show yesterday and the host was asking listeners to call in if they've ever had "a thing" for a cousin/aunt/uncle, etc . . .

THERE WHERE SOOOO MANY CALLERS! Holy Shit! This country is falling apart! No wonder the world thinks we're a bunch of godless heathens, hell-bent on destruction and domination.
This one guy calls in saying that he doesn't see what the problem is. "They do it in the Middle-East and Africa." C'mon, man! These places don't have running water or indoor toilets either! Do you really think it's all right to fuck your cousin?

Call me a Nazi, call me Fascist, whatever. But i honestly believe it's time to start neutering people at birth. If you want to have children, you can take a competency test to get your fertility back. I'll be the first in line.

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