** That's no way to watch Baseball! **

I went to an Angel game last night. What a cluster-fuck that was!
First, the girl that we're supposed to meet there (because she has our tickets) arrives an hour late. A WHOLE fucking hour. You can't show up to a baseball game an hour late and not have to atone for it. This chick was like 20 years old, huge gorgeous eyes, long brown hair, and beautiful breasts. If she'd strolled up and said, "I'm so sorry i'm late," and flashed us, that would be one thing, but no. Nothing. Just a smile and a skip to the WillCall window. WTF! And there were like 15 drunk/stoopid/20-somethings in tow. This was going to be fun.

*Fade to 9th inning* Trust me you're not missing much, 'cause for the first 5 innings . . . I don't know what happened! (except for the drunks got yelled out by the father behind us.)

The Angels are down 1-0, with the bases loaded, no outs. They loose the game 1-0. How? How?
How do you not lean in and get hit? or bloop one into the outfield for a sac fly? or ANYTHING! My night was ruined.

I should have stayed home and watched the game like God intended:
On the couch with a Jim Beam & Coke, take a nap starting in the 3rd inning, wake up in the middle of the 7th inning, get another drink, finish the game, scratch my balls, and head off to bed.

I love Baseball.

. . . and now, completely off subject.
** My Favorite Smells **

* Gasoline - c'mon, who doesn't like the smell of gasoline.
* Grape "flavored" Magic Marker - ooh, tangy. Reminds me of grade school.
* Bleach/Chlorine - That just got out of the pool smell is especially hot on women.
* CocoButter - Again, especially hot on women.
* Burnt Hair - just kidding.
* Burnt Ozone - That smell just before it's about to rain.

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