** Kancho! **

This is for two special people. You know who you are. ;)

Flew 1000 miles
Vulnerable boyfriend's ass
I will penetrate.

Fingers at the ready
When i land in KC today
Sphincter will be sore.

Can't wait anymore
She's getting off the plane now
"WHAT are you doing?!"

Slap on some cologne
Got on my best shirt and shoes
It's in the front, Babe.

I learned a new game
Hon, would you like to try it
Ooh stinky finger.

Stealth is my weapon
So when you least expect it
KANCHO COMMANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!