** My Interview **

Here is my interview by Danjerus Kurves. And i'd like to thank her for the wonderful photos, (i DID need a shower.)

Where would you like to go for lunch?
I'm usually and In-n-Out kinda guy, and no that's not an innuendo. If i've got some time (and had a woman), lunch would consist of a nice Italian restaurant, a little wine, and a nooner. (Gotta get dessert in there.)

Would you rather be a hippy or receive surprise butt sex from Wombat?
WHERE'S MY FLOWER?!

How long do you think it will be before you get over your woman-hating phase and decide to date again?
I don't hate women, doll. I hated A womAn, although i'm not really sure i hate her anymore. I realize that people have to do what makes them happy. She may not have been able to tell me she that wasn't happy (which is probably the real reason i was so bitter) but she still had to do what was right for her. I don't care to ever see or hear from her again, but i don't wish her any harm. I don't hate her.
I'm more weary of women today, but i'm ready to date again, i think. I just miss the little things that women do.

Batman or Spiderman?
If i had to be one? I guess Spiderman, cause i could hang out on the ceiling of the girls locker room. Wait a minute...that's pretty juvenile, huh? Fuck it, i like boobs.

How many times have you been arrested and for what?
Uh, once. I got a DUI. The cop thanked me and said it was the best chase he'd ever been in.
Ok, really? I had a headlight out and he stopped my in my driveway, i blew a 0.11. Pretty boring, but i got to sleep on a concrete slab with a bunch of dirty drunks :)

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